“You have to have a new computer, Nerd.”
“Trust me, you're going to love having a laptop.”
“Your computer is ancient... you won't have any of these problems with the new one.”
Or, to quote my wonderful... if slightly innocent, mum “Horse Apples.”
The above should really tell all there is to tell at the moment. With an internet connection that sees to be suffering from an advanced case of palsy and a hard drive that refuses to speak nicely with my software, this natural nerd is once again thinking she might have been better off sticking to the stone tablets and chisel.
Hopefully this weekend will find me in better standing with the technology gods... I got an early Christmas present of a my own little slice of Zen and I can't wait to load it up.
What is a suitable offering to the gremlins that inhabit my motherboard? Any ideas?